12 Signs that You Drink too Much

1. George Bush starts to make sense.

2. Mosquitoes catch a buzz after biting you.

3. Your job is interfering with your drinking.

4. 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not!

5. Hey, five beers has just as many calories as a burger — forget dinner!

6. You have a reserved parking space at the liquor store.

7. You lose arguments with inanimate objects.

8. The glass keeps missing your mouth.

9. The whole bar says “Hi” when you walk in.

10. The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar.

11. You sincerely believe alcohol to be the elusive fifth food group.

12. “BeerTender! Get me another Bar!”

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

Funny! Here's one Reginald,

Old man Murphy had worked down at the brewery for years, but one day , he just wasn't paying attention and he tripped on the walkway and fell over into the beer vat and drowned.

The foreman thought it should be his job to inform the widow Murphy of her old man's death. He showed up at the front door and rang the bell. When she came to the door, he said, "I'm sorry to tell you, but poor old Murphy passed away at work today when he fell into the vat and drowned."

She wept and covered her face with her apron and after a time, between sobs, she asked, "Tell me, did he suffer?"

"I don't think so," said the foreman: "He got out three times to go to the men's room.

Anonymous said...

You don't have to be drunk to understand bush. Just know when he is moving his lips he is lying.

Anonymous said...

You don't have to be drunk to understand bush. Just know when he is moving his lips he is lying.

That's a horrible accusation to make. It is totally unfair. You speak as if you know the President personally.

I think that some people hate the family values that President Bush embraces. The world is totally unhappy with the Godly moral way of doing things. Morality have given place to 'my way". African Americans are dying daily due to violence. We should learn to love all people regardless of their political persuasions. Just because a person embraces the Republican view, does not make them a liar or someone to hate. The same goes for those who choose the Democratic view. We must respect the office holder regardless of the person who occupies the position. There are African American who vote Democratic just because somebody told them to do so. When will we start thinking for ourselves? It's time now. If you want to vote Republican, do so. If you want to vote Democratic, do so. But do not criticize the person whose choice of party opposes your opinion. Discuss, but do not put them down.

CSPAN said...

1:23 said
"That's a horrible accusation to make. It is totally unfair. You speak as if you know the President personally."

WHAT!!! This fool lied and put us in a war that has cost over FOUR THOUSAND AMERICAN LIVES AND NEARLY ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND IRAQI CITIZENS LIVES. Listen I don't know who you are but you are on the wrong blog site. You can see the moderator is a democrat that does not support the Bush administration, and most of us who come here agree with him. Why don't you find the Rush Limbaugh, or Mike Fleming website and push that crap!

Anonymous said...

"We must respect the office holder regardless of the person who occupies the position."

You're wrong. We should respect the Office. We live in a democracy that means we don't have to respect the office holder. As far as George Walker Bush goes he doesn't deserve the respect of anyone.

CSPAN is right you might be coming to the wrong blog site.

You know you drink too much when at an AA meeting you begin: "Hi, my name is... uh..."

Anonymous said...

RIGHT ON CSPAN!!!!!!!!

Reginald Milton said...

To 8:33 A.M.
Funny, very funny. He died with a smile on his face.

To 1:23 P.M.
I am all for people making decisions based on them spending the time understanding the issues and then casting their vote. I am grateful that you and others come to my site, but you must understand I am going to share with you my views. That is what a blog is; people coming together and sharing their views.

CSPAN
I don't think I know you, but if you ever run for office let me know because you have my vote!

Henry said...

You're right 1:23 pm when you said - I think that some people hate the family values that President Bush embraces.

It seems the world has turned upside down. Each night and when I am at church I pray that God will change the hearts of the wicked.

We need to return to Family Values with a husband and wife making a home for their children.

You are a good person and I am glad you post here don't stop.

Anonymous said...

Why don't you find the Rush Limbaugh, or Mike Fleming website and push that crap!

Because I am free and you cannot put me in bondage. I can comment wherever I so choose. Call me whatevery name you please. African Americans have been called worse and we did not die. The truth can be eye opening. You read my comments and responded. Now you undersrtand. I am not pushing anything, just commenting. And can do so without using profanity and calling people names that are inappropriate.

Anonymous said...

As far as George Walker Bush goes he doesn't deserve the respect of anyone.


Where in history will your name ever be written? What have you done that will ever be recorded in history? Our chilren, grandchildren and future generations will read about George W. Bush in the hisory books. That says a lot.

Anonymous said...

You are a good person and I am glad you post here don't stop.

Regardless, there is always someone who can see the light. I just like sharing the truth.

Anonymous said...

12:30 said...
Where in history will your name ever be written? What have you done that will ever be recorded in history? Our chilren, grandchildren and future generations will read about George W. Bush in the hisory books. That says a lot.

Sweetheart, they will read about Hitler, Stalin, and Pol Pot as well. Being in a history book doesn't make you great. There are millions of people each day who go to work and take care of their families who will never be in a history book. So I guess they are not great? You remind me of the German people who set back and let Hitler destroy their country. I bet you would have said to any one who spoke bad about him. Oh, he's our leader. You shouldn't speak ill of him. What have you done for this country. Oh my God are those American bombers over head!!!!!

If anything history has taught us is that those who forget the pass are doomed to repeat it. I have a right to speak against this so call President. Oh by the way you also talked about family values. You should know it's the Bush administration that is backing the banks as they foreclose on all these decent families you were talking about.

And I said all that without using profanity or call you a name.

Anonymous said...

Man,. don't refer to me as me sweetheart. I think this must be a sissy site. Gotta gooooooooo.... now.